I found a Jesus Pen at the store yesterday
Yesterday I took my wife on a date. Its too rare for us, so the time together was glorious. We ate sushi, and then went walking around the stores in downtown Vinings. Surprisingly (not) we ended up in one of those little shops with all kinds of trinkets that girls like my wife just love to look through.
Needless to say, I was slightly less enthusiastic about the shopping (looking no buying) that we were doing until I ran across this little gem.
Oh yeah, you read it right, that’s a Jesus Pen, complete with tag-line “Join the Religious Write”. Then, on the side of the pen it describes how a portion of the proceeds went to support the largest protestant church in China. Huh.
When I asked the girl behind the counter about the pen she said that they had sold out of all of them except the ones where Jesus was wearing red. Apparently, Jesus doesn’t wear red, which was news to me.
Any thoughts?
March 21st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Maybe the red hasn’t sold out because it’s got lead in the paint.
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March 21st, 2008 at 4:20 pm
you could hook a brotha up. I would love one…. That’s all i’m saying. have a great Easter, celebrate the resurrection and be sure to tell others he is STILL alive… complete the story.
Love ya a bunch,
Erick
March 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I love this Jesus Junk – it always makes me laugh…and then I cry.
March 21st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I forgot to mention that when I asked the girl why the red didn’t sell she said that she didn’t know but the other girl working would because “she’s religious”.
What is that supposed to mean?
March 21st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
yeah, I would love to have one, too …
Peace.
March 22nd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Did that “Jesus” have on lipstick and makeup? Kindof looks like it. And yes, I am saying that I don’t think that would be good. And is that a big gold cross of Jesus bling bling? And is he FLOATING!!! If so, get me one too. Like Bill…laugh then cry.
January 1st, 2009 at 3:26 am
I am the owner of 2 Jesus Pens…both wearing red. I found then in Niagara on the Lake, Canada. I paid about 1.25 for them and wish I would have bought them all, there are sooo funny. I randomly use it in public to see what peoples reactions are. My husband is in law enforcement and I dared him to write someone a ticket with it. Too bad it’s 2009 and they don;t write tickets anymore, they print them in the car…boring